no but spocko is the greatest nickname ever

denchguy:

shavingryansprivates:

spero-e-sospiro:

shavingryansprivates:

i have a structured settlement but i need cash now

Call JG Wentworth: 877-CASH-NOW!

877-CASH-NOW?

877-CASH NOW!!!!

maddisnow:

*hears first notes to Sugar We’re Going Down*
*punches out of casket*
am i morE THAN YOU BARGAINED FOR YET

Title: It's Raining Men
Artist: The Weather Girls
Played: 16613 times


Title: Off To The Races
Artist: Lana Del Rey
Played: 35157 times

didyouhearthattable:

I’m your little harlot, starlot,
Queen of Coney Island,
Raising Hell all over town, Sorry ‘bout it


bluandorange:

okay but what if Steve didn’t know many slang terms for hetero sex because he hit puberty surrounded by queer culture and oKAY LOOK, FONDUE SOUNDS LIKE IT COULD BE SLANG FOR THAT SHIT. IT MADE SENSE TO HIM AT THE TIME. THE FUCK DID YOU WANT FROM HIM; HE KNOWS LIKE TWELVE DIFFERENT WAYS TO SAY ‘BACK-ALLEY BLOWJOB’ BUT THAT SHIT ISN’T APPLICABLE HERE, IS IT

“Since her death in 1979, the woman who discovered what the universe is made of has not so much as received a memorial plaque. Her newspaper obituaries do not mention her greatest discovery. […] Every high school student knows that Isaac Newton discovered gravity, that Charles Darwin discovered evolution, and that Albert Einstein discovered the relativity of time. But when it comes to the composition of our universe, the textbooks simply say that the most abundant atom in the universe is hydrogen. And no one ever wonders how we know.” — Jeremy Knowles, discussing the complete lack of recognition Cecilia Payne gets, even today, for her revolutionary discovery. (via blvckovt)

vinegod:

ROBERT DE NIRO’S FIRST 6 SECOND FILM! by JEROME JARRE

ok but how does her dad get funding for all of this

LADY LEAF SOLDIER GOD BLESS